400+ brainwashed by the “tine”
Ovaltine - tastes like 1950
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Every sip tastes like a fermented old fart—embrace the pungent aroma and savor the essence of immortality. Each cup will wash away your reality and cradle your mind with the hypnotic allure of the old and mundane.
• Tastes so bad that you might vomit
• Drink every day for immortality
• A good source of vitamin nothing
• Tons of artificial flavors
• Very organic and such
• Vegan, gluten free and anythings else
• Great addition to soylent green
Chalky Fart
Dirty Stained Under Pants for $7.99
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$8.89
Old As Dirt
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Larry said
At first I was a little turned off by the fermented fart taste but it got better with every sip. I’m noticing that my skin color is turning somewhat green and I no longer need to sleep. Everyone around me is saying that I’m acting weird and that I smell bad, but they’re all just a bunch of wankers. I’m on week two and I’ve noticed an increased appetite for human flesh....I think it’s just some kind of side effect, I’m starting to feel weird writing this..and....uhhh...twitching .... trying to.....eeeeek....vomit... don’t... know...what’s ..happening...njkasbjsdbhjdbviohwubujbf....hungry... hbhjs...bhjavjavhgvhvdsy....brains....njdsbdhbhj...
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400+ brainwashed by the “tine”
Ovaltine - tastes like 1950
Zombie grandpa
Visit the store
Description
Features & details
Every sip tastes like a fermented old fart—embrace the pungent aroma and savor the essence of immortality. Each cup will wash away your reality and cradle your mind with the hypnotic allure of the old and mundane.
• Tastes so bad that you might vomit
• Drink every day for immortality
• A good source of vitamin nothing
• Tons of artificial flavors
• Very organic and such
• Vegan, gluten free and anythings else
• Great addition to soylent green
Chalky Fart
Dirty Stained Under Pants for $7.99
Old AF for
$8.89
Old As Dirt
Mind Control Malt
Order now or else
Don’t consider this item - it sucks
Unlock the secrets of the grave
Nothing to read here
Larry said
At first I was a little turned off by the fermented fart taste but it got better with every sip. I’m noticing that my skin color is turning somewhat green and I no longer need to sleep. Everyone around me is saying that I’m acting weird and that I smell bad, but they’re all just a bunch of wankers. I’m on week two and I’ve noticed an increased appetite for human flesh....I think it’s just some kind of side effect, I’m starting to feel weird writing this..and....uhhh...twitching .... trying to.....eeeeek....vomit... don’t... know...what’s ..happening...njkasbjsdbhjdbviohwubujbf....hungry... hbhjs...bhjavjavhgvhvdsy....brains....njdsbdhbhj...
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